Diner Bulletin Board

*When you come into the Diner today, you notice that there's a new cork bulletin board on the wall next to the register. On that board are two 3x5 index cards stuck to the board with push pins. One was clear, the other yellow. Each card is handwritten using blue ink*

Card 1 reads: For Sale (each word underlined twice): Loft-bed, twin size. Used two years, complete with hardware and easy to assemble. Perfect for the room that needs to utilize space as a desk can easily be attached underneath. Have a photo if you like and I can e-mail it to you. Contact management with offer.

Card 2 reads: For sale (each word underlined twice): Day bed w/trundle. Metal frame & mattresses included. Make offer.

As you can tell, the icy day yesterday had the family doing some redecorating in various rooms at home and we thought we'd give patrons 48 hours before we put it all on Craigslist or whatever...