The Most Pleasant Surprise of The Last Month:

My higher-order life-liver sister Jilly telephoned me yesterday.

Seems that she and the Barnstorming Brother-in-Law Shane have figured out what it is, precisely, that causes pregnancy.

This makes me happy beyond words, personally, as well as for the two of them.

*raises imaginary glass of champagne, and speaks*

"I could not be happier for the two of you. Congratulations of the highest order!"

*sips from the glass*
*applause all around The Diner*