Some Unsolicited Advice

Not that I really care, and not that they need my help, but it seems to me that Ashlee Simpson might need some different advisors.

If you missed her getting booed by 70,000 people at the Orange Bowl after her awful halftime show...well...suffice to say that she earned every one of them by:

First, you might not want to sing a suggestive song in front of a FOOTBALL crowd of 40-somethings...you have other songs, dear.

Second, she tried to keep in mind her audience, but the song she wrote (well, you know) she chose to change the words from "I'm like a French Maid" to "I like lemonade."

Third, if you're really a "nice" kind of girl, please don't try to be a stripper dancing (well, you know) suggestively. Be who you are instead of an image.

Finally, Ashlee, if you just recorded your first CD and you've already botched one live performance (re: SNL), you might not want to go live in front of a TV audience of 50 MILLION PEOPLE just yet.

You may have some talent & advantages that get you rich quick, but, because of the people making your decisions, that ticking you hear are the last few seconds of your fame...