Let's Be Careful Out There, Kids

True story from today's paper:

High school basketball tournament. All day event during the Thanksgiving holidays at one location. Couple of hours between games.

A couple of cheerleaders decide to become exhibitionists behind the buses for several basketball players.

The basketball players take photos with their mobile phones. They e-mail them to friends.

Sure, suspensions have taken place all around. Justice has been served. At least that's what the Dallas Morning News said.

This really took place. There are plenty of lessons to be learned from this event, but I'll let you choose the moral that you want:

A) If you're a cheerleader with time between games, don't use the time to show your body parts to basketball players.
B) If you're a basketball player with time between games, don't be the kind of guy that encourages girls to show you their body parts.
C) If you do indeed choose to take photos of your scantily-clad or non-clad friends, don't e-mail them to your idiot friends for two reasons: Foremost, it objectifies your friends and secondly, e-mail is always traceable.
D) We'd all better remember that, in public, Big Brother really is watching.