Queer Eye for...wait, what? Me?

Those of you know me know that I'm a fashion/presentation disaster. Suffice to say that I'm a continual blend of mid-90's Seattle and late-70's punk ethos. I own one suit and my shoes are Birkenstocks and Doc Martens, one pair of loafers (that haven't been worn in a year) and sneakers. You get the drill.

Anyway, my higher-order-life-liver sister Jilly informs me the television show "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" is going to film 3 shows right here in Dallas.

I filled out an application.