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Today is Jennifer Garner's 33rd birthday today! Let's all celebrate by taking the starring role in average action movies based on comic book characters, being in a brilliant television series as a identity-changing government agent, and trying to reinvent ourselves by taking the lead role in a romantic comedy for the "Nickelodeon-friendly" demographic.