Question Asked, Question Answered

News blurb:

"The gang on 'Sesame Street'...is adding health issues to the curriculum...

'Who better to guide preschoolers toward a healthier life than Elmo, Oscar, Big Bird and the rest of the Sesame Street gang?' asks Rosemarie Truglio, a vice-president at Sesame Workshop."

Well, Rosemarie, with all due respect to your pieces of carpet with hands stuck up their bottoms (and the reality that you have to say things like that because it's your job), might I sugges that the answer to that question might actually be...

...their PARENTS?