Morning Guy vs. Night Guy

Jerry Seinfeld does this comedy routine in which he talks about "night guy" and "morning guy." "Night Guy" is always saying things like, "Stay out! We're having a blast! This is really fun! Go home later!" "Morning Guy" always tries to argue with him: "We have work tomorrow! You'll be tired all day! Get home now! You're already out too late!"

Night Guy won last night, and "Morning Guy" always pays the price for "Night Guy's" enthusiasm.

Night Guy: It's the biggest baseball game of the season for the Rangers! So, what, if it's on the west coast and started at 9PM local time? It won't go much past midnight! Look at that! There's a fight between the bullpen and the fans! Extra innings! Well, you've watched it this far, you gotta see it out! A home run in the top of the 10th for our team! Yes!

Let's just say that when the hated Oakland A's drove in the winning run in the bottom of the 10th, Morning Guy was already working on my brain. "You shouldn't have done this. You knew they were going to lose. What were you thinking? You have a meeting early."

I think I should listen more to Morning Guy.