Couple of Quotes

One of my favorite authors, Douglas Coupland, has a fiction book published entitled "All Families Are Psychotic." A couple of quotes that I thought were good:

"The ony family that ever horrifies you is your own."

(After a group discussion in which the mom was offended that no one asked her how she was doing)
"The men erupted into apology. It's not that they're unable to care--it's that it never crosses their mind to do so. They're so unlike women."