"The Farmer's Almanac" says that North Texas will have a heavy February snowfall in 2004. Surprisingly, this book is not published by "farmers" at all unless farmers have taken up residence in Manhattan. However, the "Old Farmer's Almanac" says that snowfall will be slightly below normal next winter. It's published in Dublin, New Hampshire. It sounds like a place farmers would live. I'm guessing that old famers living in rural areas would have more sense than pseudo-farmers working in an urban setting.

"The Generation-X Suburban Guy Almanac" officially recommends you buy only a half-cord of firewood.