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...GAME DAY!!!!!

Here's the plan: Exercise and yard work. Eat. Catch the end of Georgia and Clemson. Watch the first three quarters of Alabama vs. South Florida (using the "surf" feature to check up on Nebraska and Oklahoma State, et. al). Then Auburn vs. Southern Cal at 5PM. Eat again. If Auburn wins: celebratory banana splits from Braum's with my daughters. If Auburn loses: brood, get on the internet and listen to the post-game show and have head coach Tommy Tuberville explain what went wrong...and then find some other reason to have banana splits from Braum's with my daughters.

If you were raised below the Mason-Dixon line, you have similar plans. If you weren't, don't even try to understand why I'm so excited.