Code Red!

A few days ago there was a message on our home-phone answering machine.

The automated message said it was a "code red emergency announcement." Basically it was reminding us that locals should alternate the days they water their lawns by whether their address was odd or even. Supposedly this will save the town water. If my low-rent FloMo neighborhood is any indication, they didn't get the message or...

...worse...

...they don't understand what a Code Red Emergency we're experiencing.

But I do feel like it's my responsibility to let you know that right now at The Diner, we're having a Code Green Emergency situation here.

Please act accordingly.