Girls In Cartoons, Will Leave You In Ruins...

*beat poetry is the feature of the day here at The Diner*
*manager of The Diner steps to the spotlighted microphone in front of the brick wall*
*reads original poem*

Thoughts unscrewed
Coming unglued
Ideas tattooed
Starting to brood
In a bad mood

Insightful incision
Stinging precision
Laborious fission
Opaque mission
A dumb decision

Ideas obtuse
Iconic abuse
Cliche re-use
Fail to amuse
A Life diffuse

Torched
Scorched
Back porched

Scattered
Flattered
Doesn't Mattered

Oh
say
can you see

Don't mess with me

Or Texas
because

there appear to be caterpillars
in my solar plexus

*walks away from microphone*
*patrons snap in unison*