Since You Seemed To Have Fun Yesterday...

...I thought I'd give you another Chuck Klosterman discussion starter!

You work in an office, performing a job you find satisfying (and which compensates you adequately). The company that employs you is suddenly purchased by an eccentric millionaire who plans to immediately raise each person's salary by 5 percent and extend an extra week of vacation to all full-time employees.

However, this new owner intends to enforce a somewhat radical dress code: Every day, men will have to wear tuxedos, tails and a top hat (during summer months, male employees will be allowed to wear gray three-piece suits on "casual Fridays"). Women must exclusively work in formal wear, preferably ball gowns or prom dresses. Each employee will be given an annual stipend to purchase necessary garments, but that money can only be spend on work-related clothing.

The new regime starts in three months.

Do you seek employment elsewhere?