Yeah, It's That Time Again

My higher-order life-liver sister Jilly turns...well...she's getting to that point where it's bordering on impolite to bring up the age she's turning. But, like the birthday card we got her says, "You know you're getting older when you go to a party and 1) Nobody throws up; 2) Everybody leaves early; and 3) You leave with the same person you came with."

Well, anyway, let's all celebrate by...

...obsessing over details. Doesn't matter what the details are, just obsess over them.
...taking a wine class and actually knowing about wines instead of pretending to.
...becoming a member of an exclusive airline mileage club.
...trying to find some way to buy real estate in Manhattan.
...having friends that are incredibly interesting, even when they're sober.
...knowing where the really good restaurants in your town are.
...trying to cook with a cookbook from northern Africa.
...spoiling your pet rotten.

Happy birthday, Jilly! I really do love and admire you!