Five on the First

I started asking for five things on the first of the month, so here's today's question:

What are the five funniest t-shirts or bumper stickers you've seen (or somebody told you about, whatever) lately?

Mine are:

5) Bumper sticker. One with a gorilla on it, that said "Rules for the American Jungle" on it and it only had two rules: Play nice, and 'share your bananas.'

4) T-shirt: Stereotypes are a real time saver.

3) Bumper sticker. On a souped-up car that cut me off in traffic: "Drive it like you stole it."

2) T-shirt: I appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper level than you.

1) T-shirt: I'm in a promising local band.