The Only Thing More Boring Than The Opening Ceremonies...

The Olympics end today. I couldn't be more thankful. The sports I like, such as soccer or softball or baseball, didn't get much attention from NBC.

But yet I've seen rowing, field hockey, badminton, rythmic gymnastics, team handball, table tennis, synchronized diving...I could go on, but you get the point. And there was entirely too much swimming and track...which aren't really sports that translate well to television.

And tonight, thankfully, NBC will give us the closing ceremonies. I'd rather help a friend move.