Happy Birthday, Jilly!

Today my higher-order-life-liver sister has a birthday. She shares the day with the generic Tom Selleck, the great Johnny Lang, the stunning Heather Graham, the incomparable W.C. Fields, and another member of the higher order life livers: Oprah Winfrey. I can't determine any of the common threads that bunch has.

Anyway, celebrate my sister's birthday by sleeping in to whenever you damn well want, riding a Vespa to do some errands, taking your plane for a flight around the Bay Area, and then going out to Napa to hang with the delegates from some foreign nation.

If you'd like to celebrate in a more "retro" manner: Change colleges four times, get a job working with dolphins, drive your Camaro Berlinetta around listening to Adam Ant, do some modeling, and spend a lot of money on Anbesol.

Happy Birthday, Jilly! I really do love and admire you!