I was going to go on a rant about the self-importance and megahype that film or television awards shows convey to the average Joe, but decided against it.

I mean, I can't have my quaint little blogging community thinking that I've got a "case of the Mondays." Because then you'd all have to kick my butt and I'd have to find 16 pieces of flair which would lead to more whining about a red Swingerline stapler...

Even though I really do have a case of the Mondays...