Patrons, It Will Behoove You To Be A Bit More Vigilant

So, yesterday, in preparation for my junior/senior guys Bible study, I figured I'd run by the local Target & pick up some candy on sale. Yes. There were HUGE savings, 75%, on the Halloween stuff.

I grabbed what I thought were Kit-Kats. Normal, every day, run-of-the-mill Kit-Kats.

Oh, no.

Not so fast.

They were special Halloween Kit-Kats.

Yeah.

A white-chocolate version of the normal, every day, run-of-the-mill Kit-Kats.

MANALIVE are these things good.

Why didn't anyone out there clue me in on this candy greatness? How did they escape my periphery for so long?