For the Fairy Godmother

My last plea to my Fairy Godmother worked out (well, sorta kinda...faithful blog readers will remember that I asked for Auburn to win all their games after the Red Sox won it all. They did...but they didn't win the national championship). So, I thought I'd try it again:

Fairy Godmother, I'd really like to write a book with the characters of Kurt Vonnegut, the wit of David Sedaris, the insight of Douglas Coupland, the simple brilliance of Theodore Giesel (Dr. Suess), the accessability of Samuel Clemons (Mark Twain), and the timelessness of John Steinbeck.

All in all, I really don't think that's asking too much.