Clearing Out The Notebook (or in this case, a napkin) Three Signs I Forgot To Mention From Idaho

I thought these were funny:

"Hippies Use Side Entrance" (it had an arrow pointing to the only entrance--and the restaurant catered to the tie-dyed set)

"You're In Idaho. CALM DOWN." (if you're ever been to Idaho, you GET it. Very laid back)

"Welcome to Idaho. Don't Move Here!" (when you've got a great secret, you don't want folks coming in and wrecking it, do you?)