Actual Conversation At My House

Mom: Dad's going to take you to your doctor's appointment tomorrow. I'm really tired and want to sleep in.

Kid1: Ummm...Mom...it's my ear doctor appointment.

Mom: Yeah, I know. What's the matter?

Kid1: There's a lot involved, Mom. Insurance cards. Payments. Notes for school. all sorts of stuff. Do you think Dad can handle it?

I think I need a better P.R. assistant...