365 divided by 8, carry the 4...

So eight immigrant laborers win the $365 million powerball lottery.

They took the cash option, banking $15.5 million a person yesterday afternoon.

One of the guys said that America is such a great country and he's planning on helping out his family in his native Vietnam. Nice enough gesture.

And, he's right.

It is a great country.

But not because you can win a boatload of cash for doing nothing more than purchasing a ticket at the local 7-Eleven.

It's a great country, anyway.

You can also win a wheelbarrow full of cash for doing nothing more than telling lies on your resume.

It's a great country, anyway.

*salutes as the flag goes up the pole for another day*