I Hate My Railroad Train Pajamas and My Marble Went Down The Drain and I Got Soap In My Eyes

Ever have one of those days where every time you answered the phone and had a conversation, when you hung it up you said a curse word? Yeah, I had one of those days yesterday that caused me to question my very sanity and place in the universe.

And, no, I don't want to talk about it.

But thanks anyway.