When Attempts To Be Relevant Go Awry

I know this will make my (new offical blog nickname coming up) Endearingly Neurotic Gifted Writer friend
Katherine crazy, but here goes:

Church sign. Local neighborhood. Promoting Sunday's sermon:

"Go For The Gold: How To Become A Spiritual Champion."

Ugh.

Maybe I'm 38. Maybe I'm GenX. Maybe I'm overly cyncial. Maybe I'm overly critical. Maybe I should mind my own business. Maybe I'm so far afield from my fellow man that madness is setting in. I dunno. But that sign doesn't do it for me. And the fact that they're trying to do it for me doesn't do it for me, either.

Ugh. Again. Ad infinitum.