Reason #34,252 The '70's Were An Embarrassing Decade:

Last night I was surfing after The Simpsons and ran across about 10 minutes of the Nick & Jessica Variety Hour last night. It is safe to say that this is a television format that does NOT need to be revived. Sonny and Cher were never cool. Neither were The Captain and Tenielle. Not Donny and Marie. None of them. Now that those who were teens in the 70's are looking back fondly on their campy pop-culture and actually have the power positions to make decisions, please use your powers for good and not evil.